Relignorance

Relignorance is when the faithful act religiously ignorant.

1. To go about one's life in ignorance of scientific laws.

2. To base all decisions and actions on the word of god despite the prevalence of popular and accepted scientific explanations.

3. To accept misfortune in confidence of faith

Man, that guy was saying there's no such thing as dinosaurs and earth's only 6,000 years old, such relignorance!

by secret_squirrel_006 April 29, 2010

Realigaytion

When you realize you're gay at an inconvenient time

I had a realigaytion that I was a lesbian when I was giving him a handjob on his boat.

by Trisha's da bomb May 4, 2015

relignorant

Someone so damn into his religion that it controls his life, behaviour, way of thinking, respect and relations with other people.
Relignorants use social media to post stuff about their religion and try to indoctrinate as many victims as possible, like as if they suffer from religious tourettes syndrome. Their religion is everything and everything is coming forth of their religion. Even their farts are a gift from their transcendent higher power. Their religious tunnel vision makes them only see their religion and they're very intolerant towards people with other beliefs or ideas. It has infected them so much they can't even think properly no more.

"Sarah posted a message on facebook again to thank her god for her train being on schedule."
"Yeah, she's becoming a real relignorant."

by Dighneaubendah June 14, 2016

realionaire

someone who is the realiest of the realiest

you may be real, but ima realionaire

by J.T. of B.D.C. May 10, 2010

realigy

The equivalent to an erection. The difference is that a realigy is a RAGING boner.

Timmy's horniness got the best of him so he proceeded to insert his realigy into stacy.

by realigy8624 June 8, 2011

Religneck

Religneck is a term for people who have bible verses tattooed on the back of their neck. Most often used in a negative way like red neck. It's pronounce like the first half of religion (relig) then neck although it looks like relign.

There's a bunch of relignecks standing in the corn dog line at this fair.

by smonk August 21, 2013

realion

Realion is like saying 'between me and you' or 'really and truly'

'on the realion whats your problem'
'on the realion his shoes are messed up'

by jamie April 16, 2005