Definitions by smonk

Toddlewash 

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children

That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash

Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020

Flergenhaus 

A German individual who is sexually appealing

Dude, see that girl over there? She’s a complete flergenhaus

Flergenhaus by Smonk September 1, 2019

Religneck 

Religneck is a term for people who have bible verses tattooed on the back of their neck. Most often used in a negative way like red neck. It's pronounce like the first half of religion (relig) then neck although it looks like relign.

There's a bunch of relignecks standing in the corn dog line at this fair.

Religneck by smonk August 21, 2013

punchkid 

A teen who you just need to punch, not out of hate, but because they're a fool. These kids include; kids who wear leather jackets in the summer, animal headbands and pajamas in public, jeans down to their knees.

Punchkids should be defined by their peers or college kids... Not old people.

Alt is Punch Kid

I really wish it was legal to hit that punchkid over there wearing a leather jacket on a 90 degree day.

punchkid by smonk October 10, 2011