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sexual gratification 

Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."

Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"

A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."

B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"

A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"

B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."

A: "For reals?"

delayed gratification 

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

rattification 

When something is approved, such as a requested cell move, after a prison rat informs on one of his previous homies in order to get what he wants.
Yessiree, after the rattification process is complete, you’ll have your long awaited exclusive weenie row cell.
rattification by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Rapification

Talking Shit behind peoples backs, then realizing they are right next to you and heard every word, and what you have said basically ruins their day.
"Bro, Nikki is so ugly..."
(Nikki, outside the door) ":("
"SHE HEARD!?"
"Total Rapification"
Rapification by Smokin' Joe27 April 22, 2010

reification 

the reification of anthony h wilson
reification by keith bailey March 22, 2009

instant gratification monkey 

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!