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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
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Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

Dhruv Rathee 

Anybody who claims to be an expert on anything and everything. A person with a huge ego.
I just corrected him and he started yelling at me for no reason whatsoever, he is such a Dhruv Rathee.
Dhruv Rathee by N00bm@ster69 August 9, 2021
Racheal is such a beautiful name! Racheal is an alternate spelling of Rachel (Hebrews) which is Jacob's wife. Racheal's are honestly the most funniest person to hang around with. They are very understanding and a good listener. They are very creative and unique in their own way. Racheal's are looove to talk! Once you get to know a Racheal then you know what she really is. Racheal's only have a few close friends. Racheal's are also sensitive. If you somehow make her upset/annoyed she's definitely gonna say something about it. Racheal's aren't afraid to speak the truth. Racheal's are usually quiet, friendly, gentle, and extremely stunning. If you ever need advice go to a Racheal! They are also open-minded.
"Is that a Racheal? Damn, she's gorgeous!"
"Racheal was very thoughtful."
Racheal by aes ! December 18, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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