Proficiently smoking a cigarette, specifically a Lucky Strike, until it's reached it's full potential. Succeeding in doing so may result in finger discomfort and/or blisters.
Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.
If saidcreature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.
Activities performed for leisure, entertainment, or pleasure by one who either self-identifies or has been identified as a ratchet. Can imply the involvement of sexual acts and/or consumption of alcohol.
"Which one o' y'all are down for ratchetivities this weekend?!"
"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.