rapel 

A word made up in January 2005 by a Canadian 14 year old guy.

"Rapel the boarders" was used in the video game halo 2

rapel by Mike February 12, 2005

rapel 

Verb. (Pronounced Râ-pél)

To rappel is to decent (or lower) a body part onto an others privates or genitals.

~ Stacy and me were dancing, until she rapelled her hand down to my junk!

~ I like it when girls rapel slowy on me.

rapel by minilee46 May 24, 2010

Rapel 

An underage person that rapes/attempts to rape an adult.

Did you hear about the Rapel at the middle school down the street? She tried to bone her science teacher!

Rapel by wordman69420 September 29, 2020

roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup 

The most delicious and scrumptious breakfast for someone who is constantly pwned (sometimes in a hilarious way). This dish is mostly eatten by scrubs, noobs, and failures.

gamer 1:wow you suck how do you like your roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup? i bet it scrumptious!

gamer 2: om nom nom nom so good but i am a failure :'(

roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup by your mom's sex machine October 1, 2009

Cereal Rapel

A person who rapes cereal. Lucky charms, corn flakes, and corn pops are cereals of choice.

Long term effects include lack of cereal, cereal cravings, and unfortunate money loss on buying more cereal.

Also a nickname for someone named Rachel.

"Rachel is such a Cereal Rapel! She stole my lucky charms!"

"Run! The Cereal Rapel is on the loose!"

Cereal Rapel by Gwenadile Dundee February 17, 2009

Divorce rape 

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?

I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

Divorce rape by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023

recipe-rape 

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

recipe-rape by jpg3 November 29, 2011