Randallized

When someone is doing anything creepily to an unsuspecting victim

The poor girl on the playground is about to be randallized by the dude in the van

by Jathon14 July 27, 2016

randalize

South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.

He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!

by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randalized

Rand Paul's effect on the middle class

Your working for less because you've been Randalized

by HillbillyReport July 22, 2010

Randallize

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.

Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."

by FlopJock June 30, 2020

randallize

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.

That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.

by Randy May 13, 2005

RANDALLED

THE USE OF UN NESSACESSERY BRUTE FORCE FOR NO APPARENT REASON ON SOMEONES ASS. FOLLOWED BY THE LAUGHTER SIMILAR TO A HYENA.

HEY BRANDON WATCH ME (RANDALLED) THIS PRYBAR UP PAULS ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
TYLER SURE GOT (RANDALLED) ON THAT HARD NOSE HAHAHAHAHAHHA

by support sSSSSSSUPSSSSSSSSSSS November 17, 2018