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Ragebate 

To masturbate furiously out of pure rage.
That bitch is so stupid, I think I'm gonna go home and ragebate.
Ragebate by Cheeseducksg December 1, 2009
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Jerking off to the intentional pain someone tried to cause.
After dumping me for a 19 year old —- I used that cashmere sweater you left behind to clean up my ragebate.
RageBate by Gboyzie November 13, 2025
Masturbating after a night of unsuccessful attempts to get laid, particularly after being cockblocked by either a friend or circumstances.

This typically occurs while stick drunk after getting home and then releasing the frustration out with a heavy session of jerking off and can lead to soreness or even swelling the next day.
Todd: "Oh man my dick still hurts from last night?"
Ben: "Oh so you DID get laid then hey?"
Todd: "Nah I missed out and then my ragebat got a little out of hand."
Ragebat by Kaemi July 12, 2011

ragebake 

To ragequit and go bake some cookies.
Bob got pwned, so he promptly ragebaked.
Later he enjoyed his freshly baked cookies.
ragebake by Anonymous nublet November 8, 2008

Ragebating 

When someone becomes so angry, they take their anger out using masturbation.
"Dude my mom pissed me off so much last night I ended up going in my room and I spent about an hour ragebating!"
Ragebating by Ragebater February 26, 2013

Ragerbate 

Angry masterbation to get out pent up rage
He keeps stealing all the women from me to the point where I just need to go home and ragerbate it out
Ragerbate by Ragerbation nation September 21, 2018

ragebaiter

A person who tries to repeatedly tries to make fun of you but can't make a structured joke.
Average ragebaiter interaction:

Discord mod: "Haha newgen"
Dude: "ok. 0/10 ragebait"
Discord mod: *GRRRRRRRRRR*
ragebaiter by vxcaie April 6, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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