rackcoon

a black woman with large breasts

shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon

by I M A Dogg June 29, 2009

Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

RaccoonEggs

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.

"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."

by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018

RaccoonEggs

Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.

RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)

by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018

raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016