Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag
Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned
by Damon K. April 16, 2020
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Raccooned

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.
Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
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Raccooned

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a December 18, 2012
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Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.
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Raccoon

Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
by MixiM August 22, 2011
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Raccooning

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
by TC231 February 17, 2013
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The Raccoons

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
by zartok-35 August 27, 2006
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