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When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.
Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
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After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a June 15, 2012
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when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
by 4182931 March 13, 2018
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