raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.
Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.
by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016
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Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019
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Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019
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Boot Pirate

That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.
by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010
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