quotom
To speak for your balls
And I quotom "I itch"
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quoomer
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.
Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
Related Words
quotom • Quotometer • Quoto • quitometer • quoomer • quotam😈 • quotemeister • quotophobia • reprehendo quotum • quote mining
quitometer
Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.
quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016
quotemeister
My boss Duane Pietryga made up this quote and uses it in his email signature...
"When service is exceptional, equipment cost is irrelevant" - D. Pietryga.
He is a quotemeister.
"When service is exceptional, equipment cost is irrelevant" - D. Pietryga.
He is a quotemeister.
quotemeister by princesslindsmichelle January 18, 2010
Quoto
Quoto by Quotation-Man July 20, 2013
quotophobia
quotophobia by cassia and kat :P January 19, 2005
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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