Quotometer 

A chart or meter displaying the number of quotes or the quotes themselves to show the collective IQ of ones sentences

"You Dont remember what you said yesterday?" "Check the Quotometer!!"

Quotometer by Rambles_egg December 26, 2021

quitometer 

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016