quitometer 

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016

quitmeyer 

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring

I wish I was a quitmeyer

quitmeyer by Olive698 May 20, 2018

Quotometer 

A chart or meter displaying the number of quotes or the quotes themselves to show the collective IQ of ones sentences

"You Dont remember what you said yesterday?" "Check the Quotometer!!"

Quotometer by Rambles_egg December 26, 2021

quaintometer 

Instrument to measure the quaintness of a village or neighborhood.

Wikipedia entry for Upper Slaughter: A village in the Cotswold district of Gloucestershire, England, with the highest recorded reading on the quaintometer.

quaintometer by bodogosity June 15, 2025

Qualitometer

The ability to predetermine the quality of a product before purchase.

My qualitometer was on point the day I bought that everlasting rebodifyer.

Qualitometer by TheRinger1976 October 27, 2025