quitometer

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A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

quitometer by nilxela September 16, 2016

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quitmeyer

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring

I wish I was a quitmeyer

quitmeyer by Olive698 May 20, 2018

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Quotometer

A chart or meter displaying the number of quotes or the quotes themselves to show the collective IQ of ones sentences

"You Dont remember what you said yesterday?" "Check the Quotometer!!"

Quotometer by Rambles_egg December 26, 2021

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quaintometer

Instrument to measure the quaintness of a village or neighborhood.

Wikipedia entry for Upper Slaughter: A village in the Cotswold district of Gloucestershire, England, with the highest recorded reading on the quaintometer.

quaintometer by bodogosity June 15, 2025

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Qualitometer

The ability to predetermine the quality of a product before purchase.

My qualitometer was on point the day I bought that everlasting rebodifyer.

Qualitometer by TheRinger1976 October 27, 2025

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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