queefhorn 

The vuvuzela.

Jim: "I can't follow the match with all the noise coming out of those things -- fucking vulv-, uh, vulva ... ."

Joe: "Just call it a queefhorn."

queefhorn by saranwrapkills June 26, 2010

Queefsong 

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.

Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫

Queefsong by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020

queefmonster 

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

queefmonster by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

QueefMonster 

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

QueefMonster by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

queefcore 

The aesthetic of being queef.
A phrase often used by those queefcoded and yaass, though anyone else can use it too. Only used by Swifties, however.

“You’re so queefcore, Zack!”
“Really, Myren? Thanks! You too :D”

queefcore by knivesout November 12, 2021

Queeflord 

Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.

Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!

Queeflord by Queeflord March 22, 2009

queefmonger 

a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.

K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.

queefmonger by Dykatami March 17, 2010