queefmonster

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

QueefMonster

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.

Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)

by Yobastabker November 4, 2004

queefmonger

a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.

K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.

by Dykatami March 17, 2010

queefmiester

A person who partakes in the act of queefing many times at one sitting.

Tommy lasorda is a huge queefmiester.

by quipster69 May 6, 2011

queefmasterreflex

Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.

Queefmasterreflex fucked so many bitches in college! It was insane!

by cavic June 5, 2014

queef monster

1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade

1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.

by Katell November 16, 2006