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Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.
Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!
by Queeflord March 22, 2009
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''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''
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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*
by ONANERING February 06, 2019
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