3 definitions by Lastgasp1875
Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs
An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs
An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.
Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.
♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.
♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
by Lastgasp1875 November 4, 2020
IGerbil
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
Someone hacked Donald's IGerbil while he was addressing the judge and they jolted him with vibrations and electrical shocks until poor Donald was jerking and gibbering like a vast palsied lunatic, to the great amusement of the entire audience.
by Lastgasp1875 November 13, 2020
noun, plural queeferies
A 19th century retreat where chaste young women of a certain class were sent to perfect the art of queefing, which was then used primarily to attract male suitors.
A 19th century retreat where chaste young women of a certain class were sent to perfect the art of queefing, which was then used primarily to attract male suitors.
It is said my great, great grandmother attended the finest queefery in New England and could attract squirrels rabblts and pigeons with her queefs.
by Lastgasp1875 October 27, 2020