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Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.
He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
by screed February 17, 2010
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I couldnโ€™t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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An extreme bastard, of possibly spanish descent
Flak you bastardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu!
by FooQ March 30, 2005
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Spanish for bastard.
Illegitimate child, a child born to unmarried parents
1)My parents we're just stupid teens hooking up and my momma got knocked up with me and my dad didn't want anything to do with me or my mother so that makes me a Bastardo.

2) A baby mommas child is always a bastardo because in order to qualify to be a baby momma you have to be unwed even if living with the father.
by Krillin Kid February 22, 2017
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a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.
Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
by Dykatami March 17, 2010
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An Italian, Spanish, or Latino/ Latina bastard
That filthy bastard, or should I say... โ€œbastardoโ€
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by WoodRooster August 19, 2019
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