queefable 

when somethings good or exciting.

guy1: that rollercoaster was ill
guy2: it was queefable

queefable by ataysils August 30, 2011

queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

queefable man by James Armstrong January 20, 2017

Quaffable 

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.

Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.

Quaffable by Stogie1991 February 15, 2018

post-queefal 

Noun: the state of embarrassment experienced by intimate partners after one has queefed in front of the other(s). Generally characterized by flushed cheeks, avoidance of eye contact and/or lack of mention of said queef.

Matthew never called Eileen back for a third date after a drunken post-queefal interlude.

post-queefal by GunnDom Queefs-a-lot October 10, 2010

Queefled 

The act of getting fucked up beyond belief.
Similar to 'wasted'
Commonly done by 225 gang

Hey guys, let's go get queefled with Jake.

Queefled by sexybeast225 April 27, 2012

Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

Queefage by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Queeflex 

The act of using a reflex hammer to gently tap the taint of a woman for the desired effect of a queef.

Joey was extremely bored, therefore he decided to use Katie's queeflex as amusement.

Queeflex by Farkin' Sark on my Dark December 31, 2010