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The act of queefing. Verb, past tense, meaning to pussy fart.
Amanda queefed while she was in the bathroom.
queefed by Katherine Corrow November 8, 2007

Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.
"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."
Queefed the boof by BoofatoriumRVA October 5, 2020

aero queefed

when a girl is about to queef and you block it with your hands so it stays in the vagina and melts
leon aero queefed selene last night .
aero queefed by whatsaian November 28, 2009
Farting, but in your vagina. Example *when the fart starts at your booty and moves towards your frontal area creating a bubble fart*
oh girl I just queefed
Queefed by idkwhyididthis July 20, 2018

Queeflex 

The act of using a reflex hammer to gently tap the taint of a woman for the desired effect of a queef.
Joey was extremely bored, therefore he decided to use Katie's queeflex as amusement.
Queeflex by Farkin' Sark on my Dark December 31, 2010

queeflet 

When a fart loves a queef they make love. They have passionate sex. after 9 months a queeflet is born. The queeflet runs into a neighboring pussy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. The queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.
Chick:Awww look hunny it's an itty bitty queeflet. She's adorable. We should make one!
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
queeflet by chebby chase March 27, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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