When a fart loves a queef they make love. They have passionate sex. after 9 months a queeflet is born. The queeflet runs into a neighboring pussy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. The queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.
Chick:Awww look hunny it's an itty bitty queeflet. She's adorable. We should make one!
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.