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queeflet 

When a fart loves a queef they make love. They have passionate sex. after 9 months a queeflet is born. The queeflet runs into a neighboring pussy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. The queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.
Chick:Awww look hunny it's an itty bitty queeflet. She's adorable. We should make one!
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
queeflet by chebby chase March 27, 2008
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Queeflet 

When someone uses a vagina as a flute or clarinet
" Did u hear the queeflet, he doesnt know how to do it"
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Queeflation 

When a man’s erect member is inserted into a woman’s vagina and she does the act of queefing which caused the expelled air to pressurize the man’s urethra. Significantly increasing the girth of his member, which requires the act of dick-burping to relieve the pressure.
Sherry: “I heard that Jamal’s hog is so big that he frequently experienced queeflation”

Rebecca: “that’s so hot. I want to see his dick completely filled with my humid pussy air”
Queeflation by TMoney769 August 12, 2023

Queerlet 

Meant to refer to someone age 10 to 25 that Identifies as part of the Queer Community.
Look at that Queerlet in high school! They're rocking their pride!
Queerlet by Pinkstache February 19, 2019

queeflatifah 

A queef during coitus that has the rhythm of 4 the DJs (Latifah number one song)
Man i was knockin the bottom out of that shit when she had a queeflatifah and broke my stride!!!
queeflatifah by vinny125125 May 17, 2010
A word to define the action in which a female is thrusting at a hard rate during a violent party and queefs out ''confetti'' afterwards.
Dude! She was just grinding with me and she fucking shot out queefetti out of no where! She seriously needs to take a trip to the restroom. Like right now holmes.
Queefetti by SexyDomoPrincess October 21, 2011

Queefled 

The act of getting fucked up beyond belief.
Similar to 'wasted'
Commonly done by 225 gang
Hey guys, let's go get queefled with Jake.
Queefled by sexybeast225 April 27, 2012
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