queef's whisper 

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

queef's whisper by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

fisherman's queef 

example 1) when a disgustingly slimy stinkinfested breeze of hot air ouccurs in a womens pants
example 2)woman whos been on a ship to long

timmy get back from that boat you might get a woof of fisherman's queef

fisherman's queef by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Chef’s Queef

You say chef’s queef to your sexual partner after have enjoyed an amazing sexual experience!

It is a play on the phrase chef’s kiss, which is said to whomever cooked or prepared a meal, after you’ve enjoyed it. A chef is rarely out at tables so you gesture a blown kiss sent to them in the kitchen.

The chefs queef is a gesture of pinched fingers that spread out in the direction going behind you for anal and below you for vaginally enjoyed experiences. Not outward into the air as a traditional chef’s kiss is performed.

Mike, your stroke game tonight was wild, truly, chef’s queef!

Chef’s Queef by Pound_the_cake July 28, 2026

Arby's Roast Queef 

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef

You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

Arby's Roast Queef by Das Furher August 3, 2010

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

queef stroganoff 

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

queef stroganoff by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016

queef salad 

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

queef salad by andrew dossa April 28, 2011