quasim

An angry animal that mostly lives in the shrubby hills in eastern China. They are very aggressive and are known to swing their penis around to knock out their prey. Approach with caution.

Look at that wild quasim

that quasim has a very long penis

quasim by Thomas Kingham November 7, 2013

Quasim

When you have a "too much" problem.

Merry underwent penile reduction surgery because Josh said he was too quasim.

Quasim by Tirebitch September 23, 2023

quasm

A salutation, codeword or phrase that is exclusively used by The Valleyfolk.

Rick: How was your day?
Jim: My day was fine.
Rick: Quasm

quasm by AdventureAnalisa August 1, 2018

quasiplatonic relationship 

A term for people who are in a relationship that exceeds society's boundaries for friendships, but do not experience romantic attraction for the other. Also known as a queerplatonic relationship or QPR. Often replaces queerplatonic relationship as people in QPRs are not necessarily queer and the term queerplatonic relationship may cause confusion.
Partners in QPRs are often known as a zucchini, a term that began as an inside joke in the asexual and aromantic community.

Person 1: I'm really confused. I like you a lot, more than a friend should, but it's not in a romantic way.

Person 2: I feel the same way. I heard about a thing called a quasiplatonic relationship, and I think that would make sense for us. Would you like to be my QP partner?
Person 1: Yes please

quasiplatonic relationship by fish-prinx June 28, 2016

quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.

weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual

quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

Quasisolo 

The act of using your inner elbow to masturbate. Whilst doing so you will resemble Quasimodo.

I spent all weekend quasisoloing and ruined three shirts.

Quasisolo by Malevolent Q February 10, 2014

Quasm

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Joe: Quasm Quasm?
Lee: QUASM!

Quasm by Theofficialvalleyfolk August 1, 2018