quasimoto

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.

Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.

by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.

Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!

by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010

quasimoto

this cool guy that drives around in a white trailblazer with his friend Loli..yeah theyre both fuckin awesome

-Yo, did you see how bangin' Quasimoto was today?
-Fo shizzle my nizzle!

by amy February 26, 2004

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

Quasimoto

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.

Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.

by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.

"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."

by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!

hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw

by bleach_dave October 18, 2015