Quasisolo

The act of using your inner elbow to masturbate. Whilst doing so you will resemble Quasimodo.

I spent all weekend quasisoloing and ruined three shirts.

by Malevolent Q February 10, 2014

quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.

weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual

by shumai February 15, 2021

Quasihomosexual

Basically a fujoshi who fetishizes mlm relationships and calls it a sexuality. They also think that they should be in the LGBT community.

Fujoshi: omg! I'm quasihomosexual! I love my gay sin babies and I'm soo attracted to them!

An mlm: As an gay mlm, I do not accept you. We are not your fucking objects, we are real people, you idiot. Now stop fetishizing us and call it a sexuality, weirdo.

by Trelawney's #1 beloved fan! January 22, 2023

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

The Quasimodo

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."

Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.

by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

quasimoto

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.

Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.

by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

Quasimodo

Quasimodo Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of "ugly", i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.

Synonyms of Quasimodo: James Greenhalgh, Paul Green, Justin Baker, and generally anyone who isn't Paul Gregson

by Oxford Oxfordson November 6, 2008