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quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.
weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual
quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

Quasihomosexual

Basically a fujoshi who fetishizes mlm relationships and calls it a sexuality. They also think that they should be in the LGBT community.
Fujoshi: omg! I'm quasihomosexual! I love my gay sin babies and I'm soo attracted to them!

An mlm: As an gay mlm, I do not accept you. We are not your fucking objects, we are real people, you idiot. Now stop fetishizing us and call it a sexuality, weirdo.

Quasimoto 

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.
That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.
Quasimoto by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

The Quasimodo 

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
The Quasimodo by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

quasimoto 

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.
Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.
quasimoto by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

Quasimodo 

Quasimodo Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of "ugly", i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.
Synonyms of Quasimodo: James Greenhalgh, Paul Green, Justin Baker, and generally anyone who isn't Paul Gregson
Quasimodo by Oxford Oxfordson November 6, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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