Quasimodhoe

A bitch so ugly she has to bag herself before she walks in front of the mirror so she doesn’t turn herself into stone but thinks she’s finer than frog hair.

Egora and Quasimodhoe won the camel toe competition at the local truckers rally last night while leaving the audience speechless and dismayed by their performance on the pole breaking event.

by Twi$tedWordsmith July 12, 2024

The Quasimodo

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."

Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.

by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

Quasimodo

Quasimodo Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of "ugly", i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.

Synonyms of Quasimodo: James Greenhalgh, Paul Green, Justin Baker, and generally anyone who isn't Paul Gregson

by Oxford Oxfordson November 6, 2008

Quasimodo

an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Yo Quasimodo, your shoulders sag more than an old lady's arms!

by KRHimself August 6, 2005

Silly Quasimodo

when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)

someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo

by yeetsapotato June 3, 2019

Quasimodo

Quasimodos are the best way to get drunk ever, especially when you're in a big group! The Quasimodo drink has two parts, the Quasi (lemonade flavour alcho-pop) and the Modo (shot of apple sourz). You take one sip from the bottle, just enough so there's room for the shot. Then once the drink has mixed, it's time to Quasimodo!!! In a big group the lead wizard shouts 3, 2, 1 then the whole group shouts as loud as they can QUASIMODO!!!! Once you've strawpedo'ed the bottle's content you place the empty bottle on your head and shout WIZARD!!!!

Fancy a Quasimodo? YES LAD! 3, 2, 1 QUASIMODO... DRINK... WIZARD!!!

by SSHES Wizard! September 28, 2014

quasimodo

Approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. The end result looks like a hump on the person's back, hence quasimodo.

Oh shit, that kid has a hoodie on! Give him the biggest quasimodo of his life.

by Show Yo Wang April 14, 2006