QuasimodoBro 

A guy who thinks he is better than his sister when he is really the ultimate dork. Comes from the streets just south of San Francisco

I cannot believ your QuasimodoBro hit on me again at your family reunion! What a DORK.

QuasimodoBro by BillieJean January 18, 2005

Quasimotorboating 

Motorboating a truly hideous pair of tits.

John was really drunk last night. I caught him quasimotorboating that fat chick in the men's room.

Quasimotorboating by quasimoto August 26, 2013