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A salutation, codeword or phrase that is exclusively used by The Valleyfolk.
Rick: How was your day?
Jim: My day was fine.
Rick: Quasm
quasm by AdventureAnalisa August 1, 2018
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Joe: Quasm Quasm?
Lee: QUASM!
Quasm by Theofficialvalleyfolk August 1, 2018
Related Words
Quasm • quasmatic • quasmitude • Quasmodic • Quagmire • quam • Qualm • Quamp • Quamf • Quamph
A code word for salutations or greetings. 100% authentic and original Valleyfolk content.
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Quasm by Star_fruit_ August 1, 2018
Quasm, Noun; quasimi (jp).

When the anus converges with the vagina through the act of continuous double penetration, creating one single orifice, depicting a chasm.
1. "That chick has a massive Quasm!"
2. "She's going to have a Quasm after last night"
Quasm by de bossss April 16, 2011

quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')
Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.
quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022
An attractive girl/woman that radiates a stellar feminine quality (derived from the astronomy term of the same name meaning: an extremely luminous active galactic nucleus, in which a supermassive black hole with mass ranging from millions to billions of times the mass of the Sun is surrounded by a gaseous accretion disk.)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Quasar by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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