quartley 

when you want to add a definition on urban dictionary to feel validated and important in some aspect of life, so you make up a word.

Girl 1"I'm going to Harvard"
Girl 2"I'm married!"
Me"I defined the word quartley on the Urban Dictionary!"

quartley by Cats. Are. Correct. November 27, 2017

quartle 

An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind.

The Quartle excalaimed 'Oh come on, it's like teaching the dead!'

When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'

The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'

The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'

The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'

quartle by luket93 March 11, 2008

quartly 

Is a sweet family, contains of tiny hands, love u guys <3

Brother quartly, it’s your time

quartly by Mackintosh13 August 26, 2022

quartney 

A girl who is probably an alcoholic and so her name changes from Courtney to Quartney to coincide with a quart of alcohol.

Quartney is really downing her liquor tonight

quartney by Bequita92 June 26, 2016

Quartney 

Quartney is a nickname given to someone who is known to often get drunk and have gay sex, usually with a Hoosayne.

Hoosayne: "Damn, that bitch I fucked last night was such a Quartney"

Quartney by NotHoosayne April 21, 2019

Quartey 

When you ride a pole down the stairs and you fall on you head.

Haha! he just pulled a Quartey

Quartey by lydbyd November 6, 2011

Quartney 

Doing the absolute most for no reason. Doing too much. Wildin out for ya mans

Damn girl you being reallll Quartney rn

Quartney by Bbrryyccee July 25, 2018