quagmirism
lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)
quagmirism by doogie snipes April 23, 2008
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Quagmires Kingdom
Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."
Quagmires Kingdom by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009
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