quagmirism

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)

that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit

"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."

by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009

Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

by xFlea September 23, 2012

quagmiring

Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me

by Nadz84 September 23, 2012

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.

When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.

by J April 3, 2003

quagmires penis

Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting

Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022