quagmirism 

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)

that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.

quagmirism by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

Quagmires Kingdom

Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".

Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit

"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."

Quagmires Kingdom by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009

Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

Quagmiring by xFlea September 23, 2012

quagmiring

Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me

quagmiring by Nadz84 September 23, 2012

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.

When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.

Quagmireshire by J April 3, 2003

quagmires penis 

Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting

Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum

quagmires penis by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022

Quagmirity

When something demonstrates a high level of quagmire.

The quagmirity of it all…
The quagmirity of this question is stumping me

Quagmirity by Sonharry April 29, 2026