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Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.
The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.
Quagmiring by xFlea September 23, 2012
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quagmiring

Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.
She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me
quagmiring by Nadz84 September 23, 2012

quagmirism 

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)
that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.
quagmirism by doogie snipes April 23, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026