Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

Quagmiring by xFlea September 23, 2012

quagmiring

Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me

quagmiring by Nadz84 September 23, 2012

quagmirism 

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)

that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.

quagmirism by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

Quadiring 

Doing Quadir things

He spent Thursday quadiring
(The act of doing quadir things on a thursday)

Quadiring by AstroMHS25 June 9, 2022

Quagmirity

When something demonstrates a high level of quagmire.

The quagmirity of it all…
The quagmirity of this question is stumping me

Quagmirity by Sonharry April 29, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020