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quaffled

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Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.
Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.
by Murdock March 4, 2005
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quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.
I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.
by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015
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Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019
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Quaffle

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.
"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"
by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011
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Quaffle

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.
Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th
by The Orchestra March 2, 2014
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Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.
Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!
by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020
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quaffle

North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.
Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!
by Sacalaki December 18, 2007
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