Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

Quaffed

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

quaffed

To be killed with a knife

"ay did u hear john got quaffed, peak one still"

by manlykeiladuh February 29, 2020

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015