Quaffed 

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

Quaffed by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

Quaffed 

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

Quaffed by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

quaffed 

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

quaffed by pruney78 May 23, 2009

quaffed 

To be killed with a knife

"ay did u hear john got quaffed, peak one still"

quaffed by manlykeiladuh February 29, 2020

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

Quaffed out by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

perfectly quaffed hair by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

quaffted 

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

quaffted by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015