Definitions by Murdock

ducati curse 

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.

Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.

ducati curse by Murdock July 11, 2017

Canada's History 

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.

Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!

Canada's History by Murdock February 4, 2010

quaffled 

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.

Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.

quaffled by Murdock March 4, 2005

so choice 

Originated from John Hughe's 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off,' meaning "something to be chosen before other things."

Nate: Your mom's cookies are so choice.
Mike: Whatev.

Perry: Man, that car is so choice.
Brian: I wish I had it.

so choice by Murdock January 20, 2005

Cosby 

Used online in the Blizzard game "Starcraft" when a nuke is used to kill mass units.

{after nuking 30 zerg units} "Holy shit, that was a cosby!"

Cosby by Murdock November 24, 2004

hank

Jobless Jimmy's definition that equally means god.

"I can't believe all those morons down there are killing each other over me, and they don't even know my Hankdamn name. My name is Hank, Hankdamnit!"

hank by Murdock December 7, 2003