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qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh 

When you are so mind-blowingly bored that you type in fancy alternating keystrokes on your keyboard into a document / search engine. It is commonly known as a sign that someone is losing their sanity due to extreme boredom.
Person 1; "I'm sooooo bored"
Person 2; "Oh really? How much?"
Person 1; "qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh"
Person 2 has left the party.

qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf 

When you think they have everything, this is done by alternating the letters on a qwerty keyboard by the first then to last, the second to the second-last, and so on. What really amazed me was that urban dictionary didn't have it when i searched it.
I'm trying to be a smartass on urban dictionary, so I typed qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf.

qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf 

Boredom incarnate. You've read all the combinations of keyboard boredom, and then tried the legendary qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf . It may have taken you several attempts before you wrote it correctly.
I'm sooo bored let me try "qmwnebrvb"

Shit, I messed up
"qmwnebrvtvycux"
Shit, I forgot "b"
"qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf" - finally

qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdfghjkl 

He is qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdfghjkl...

qmwnebrvtcyxuzioplkjhgfdsa 

you're so bored that reading these definitions doesn't even help
Greg: "teachers gone, better type qmwnebrvtcyxuzioplkjhgfdsa before she gets back,"

qmwnebrvttcyxuziaospdlfkgjh 

Oh god you're bored. Don't you ever type this in again! This word means you are on the verge of murder for entertainment
You-qmwnebrvttcyxuziaospdlfkgjh.
Kid-I'm CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe
*Hits 911 on the microwave*
911 what's your emergency?