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Quettapenis 

A word that, as of late 2022 when quetta became the official prefix for 10^30, nerds can use to say how massive their member is. 1000 times larger than a ronnapenis, and a million times larger than the yottapenis. A yottapenis is in turn 1000000000000000000000000 times larger than the regular penis.

As you can imagine, the quettapenis is an absolute MONSTER.

Its antonym is the quectopenis (10^-30).
Me: I have a quettapenis!
Mate: Nah, you have a quectopenis.
Quettapenis by Lefty Power 123 December 22, 2022

Wedi-quette

A persons/couples/dates/parents wedding Etiquette.
Good Wedi-quette

Being considerate of guests.

Sending stamps with RSVP envelopes.
Top shelf Open Bar
Sushi stand for cocktail hour

Bad:

Inviting someone to a wedding single.

Having a wedding 500 miles away.

Having a cash bar.

Having ugly female guests.
Wedi-quette by gwynnetastic May 29, 2010

Quettachad 

The ultimate and infinite man, with as close to infinite strength, alphaness, and manliness as can possibly be measured (as of 2022, the date of the addition of the quetta prefix to the metric system). The one chad of ALL chads. Having 10^21, or 1 sextillion times as much chadliness as the gigachad, the quettachad is the chad of the most possible chadliness of all chads in both existence and nonexistence.

See the metric system prefixes for a list of chadliness measurements.
Matthew is so hot. He's a gigachad. NO. A terachad. NO. a ronnachad. NO!! A quettachad!
Retro game, which has now been released in 3D version.
I'm off for a game of Q*Bert
Qbert by LukeSmith September 19, 2005
The ghetto way of writting "ghetto."
Cinquanta: "Hay yolanda ! Yu still livin in da qhetto ??

Yolanda: Nahz bitch i moved to a new hood!
qhetto by Sassy Funk Meister January 13, 2015
The largest city and the provincial capital of the Balochistan Province in Pakistan. The city has been a major stronghold along the western frontier of the country. It is situated at an average elevation of 1,654 metres (5,429 feet) metres above sea level. The city is also home to the Hazarganji Chiltan National Park, a national park containing some of the rarest species of wildlife in the world. Its main shopping area is Jinnah Road and Liaquat Bazar. It has a large mix of different ethnicities.

Quetta is derived from Kuatta, a Pashto word meaning "fort". It is believed the city received its name due to imposing hills on all sides of the city. The hills which act as a natural fort are called Chiltan, Takatu, Mehrdar.
Quetta is a beautiful city. I went there and stayed at Serena Hotel.

The Quetta Shura is a dangerous mix of Taliban leadership.
Quetta by Changaz birar February 6, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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