Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.

Qbert cursing by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm

when u type on the key bored six keys at a time... and after you've tryed by 2,3,4,5 keys at a time.

figure 1: wow qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm there. lets check it by sevens now

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm by chfjxfhyivtrwsxdfcgm May 29, 2018

qertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When your so bored that you type all the letters on the keyboard but forget the second letter

Bill- (Typing) qertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Bob- What you be doin Bill
Bill- My Homework...
Bob- FALSE NARRATIVE
Brad- TOP NOODLE
Evin- Niceee

qertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by EagleRIdge Boi November 6, 2019

qwerty

when qwerty decided to leave uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and become a loner.

Poor qwerty is a loner.

qwerty by 🍔 Burger King November 2, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026