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"Post Tits Or Leave" Commonly used in the INDUSTRIAL room on soulseek when noobs refuse to gtfo after being told UTSEF. Usually directed at females who migrated to the INDUSTRIAL room from the goth room.
{firebloomedfromfrost} you guys are really cool
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders
ptol by Fritzkrieg February 19, 2006
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'Pick Your Own Lettuce, Whitey' Originally used as a slogan by protesting immigrants, but generalized for common use in the workplace. PYOLW is an appropriate response to any request to do undesirable work.
My boss told me to have the report on his desk ASAP. I told him to PYOLW and went back to slurping porn off the internet.
Word used to describe the attractive ,hot , sexy Punjabi Girl..

Often Punjabi guys use to comment in a smiling and romantic way to any walking sexy girl passing by them....
Sunny : Mein keha aaj tan poora Patola lagdi hai

Jazmine: Eida hi hai fer mundeya .... tere Is patole te sara jag duleya firda .. .
Patola by SuNnY-RaPpEr June 25, 2009

Patollertonism 

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.
"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"
Patollertonism by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011
The name of the man that is one every pedestrian trafic light.

have also been seen on toilet sign or construction sign
Hey man you can cross you have to wait for pitoli
pitoli by oliewr February 23, 2009
A word used to describe a girl, typically from a poor background i.e. lower or working class that is more attractive than her contemporaries (although perhaps not physically) by virtue of her personality.

A girl that exceeds the perceived boundaries of her class through her personality and looks.

A hot, lower class girl with an interesting personality. An adjective used to describe this quality in general.
Karla is so patol.

I want me a patol girl.

Janine isn't like her family at all. She's patol.
patol by 5dollarhoody January 14, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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