Ptols
A made up word invented by ME!! for the purpose of annoying people on UrbanDictionary for no reason.
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Polska Gurom
Comedic spelling of "Polska Górą" (Poland on top)
Patriotic slogan often associated with sport, most famously used by Mariusz Pudzianowski
Patriotic slogan often associated with sport, most famously used by Mariusz Pudzianowski
Polska Gurom by BepisMan69 September 17, 2022
Related Words
Ptols • Polska • Ptolemy • Polski • pools closed • polster • polston • Poolsturbation • PTLSD • Ptolemy Hill
Polston Surprise
When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Polston Surprise by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019
pools closed
An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.
The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.
The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.
pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008
Poolside picnic
When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.
She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.
Poolside picnic by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017
ptol
"Post Tits Or Leave" Commonly used in the INDUSTRIAL room on soulseek when noobs refuse to gtfo after being told UTSEF. Usually directed at females who migrated to the INDUSTRIAL room from the goth room.
{firebloomedfromfrost} you guys are really cool
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders
ptol by Fritzkrieg February 19, 2006
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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