Ptols 

A made up word invented by ME!! for the purpose of annoying people on UrbanDictionary for no reason.

Ptols will annoy you very mcuh.

Ptols by ME!! January 26, 2005

Polska Gurom 

Comedic spelling of "Polska Górą" (Poland on top)
Patriotic slogan often associated with sport, most famously used by Mariusz Pudzianowski

Mariusz: "POLSKA GUROM!!!"

Polska Gurom by BepisMan69 September 17, 2022

Polston Surprise 

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.

Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming

Polston Surprise by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019

Poolside 

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.

The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?

Poolside by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022

pools closed 

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008

Poolside picnic 

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.

She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.

Poolside picnic by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017

ptol

"Post Tits Or Leave" Commonly used in the INDUSTRIAL room on soulseek when noobs refuse to gtfo after being told UTSEF. Usually directed at females who migrated to the INDUSTRIAL room from the goth room.

{firebloomedfromfrost} you guys are really cool
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders

ptol by Fritzkrieg February 19, 2006