1 definition by Charley Willard Horse Dick

'Pick Your Own Lettuce, Whitey' Originally used as a slogan by protesting immigrants, but generalized for common use in the workplace. PYOLW is an appropriate response to any request to do undesirable work.
My boss told me to have the report on his desk ASAP. I told him to PYOLW and went back to slurping porn off the internet.
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