A pedicure with your
teeth.
Some people are flexible enough to perform this delicate operation on their own but most need help from a very loyal
friend. With the downturn in the American economy, pedimunching is becoming a valuable
alternative to lavish salon prices and it's also full of vitamins.
Suzie, can you help me? My
feet are rough somethin' fierce and their aching for a
good pedimunch. You're a loyal
friend, aren't you, Suzie? Suzie?... SUZIE??! Come back, Suzie!!!