shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

That's quite a shiner on your face

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

shiner

a bruise near the eye

My dad had a shiner from the basketball that hit his face.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

shiner

means the same as a blo -job, to have your dick sucked is to get a shiner. (see shine also)

"that girl over there gave me a shiner"

by 123 July 24, 2003

shiner

someone who sucks dick.

that ho over there is a shiner.

by M.C July 3, 2005

shiner

what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy

Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

shiner

A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'

"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."

by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005

shiner

A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.

B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D: hot ticket
E. the main attraction

"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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by itstrueyou February 3, 2010