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Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."
Paired by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008
Related Words
Pires • phire • paired • Phiremen • Pirelk • piret • prires • pxrea • Paire • paireno

Pirenium 

The moment in time when life was created. Everything that lives has a beginning, an origin in time that caused it to grow and develop into all organic life we have today. The slice of time when organic life began is known as the Pirenium.

NOTE: there is a closely spelled medical term known as the Perineum however they are two very different spellings and meanings.
At the Pirenium organic life was created.
Pirenium by Romuluss99 April 1, 2010
1. The Gentlemen of Lambda Theta Phi, Latin Fraternity Inc. at Phi Chapter (University of Florida).

2. Men who have a tradition of running the city of Gainesville.

3. Distinguished men who have been reborn thru Phire and as a result have balls of steel, granite hearts, and can breathe Phire into people's lives at will.

4. Originators, Innovators, and Not only the First, Not only the Best, but simply the ONLY option.

5. 411
Gainesville was never the same after the Phiremen set the city ablaze.
Phiremen by Da3ThreatLambda March 22, 2010
Pride + Tired = PRIRED.

The feeling of total exhaustion after several days of celebrating Pride as an LGBTQ+ person.

A large part of this exhaustion comes from knowing how the gatherings and marches, (especially Dyke spaces), used to look and feel, and how they have become appropriated by too many non-LGBTQ+ folks rampantly using it as an excuse to just party, without respect for the radical history and still-present need for it to continue to be a safe space for us to claim for ourselves.

(It's great to have allies, but allies need to be respectful in taking up space, and support from the sidelines.)
Seeing all these cishet bros drinking in the park and taking up so much of what should be our space is making me feel so Prired.
Prired by earthcrunch June 28, 2016

phireethi 

OMG shes such a phireethi, so lively and cheerful
phireethi by urleftass July 19, 2017

Piresrodrilinaland 

Piresrodrilina land is a beautiful place, but be aware. There are Joanas, Tomás, Pedro, Gonçalo and Ribeiros roaming around the dark forests.... But there are my farts swimming in the ocean! They are very beautiful.
"Have you heard of the Piresrodrilinaland? I can't find out how it looks like."
"Piresrodrilina land is beautiful! You should visit it.
Piresrodrilinaland by mkunga February 2, 2023
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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