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Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."
Paired by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008
Related Words
Pires • phire • paired • Phiremen • Pirelk • piret • prires • pxrea • Paire • paireno

Pirenium 

The moment in time when life was created. Everything that lives has a beginning, an origin in time that caused it to grow and develop into all organic life we have today. The slice of time when organic life began is known as the Pirenium.

NOTE: there is a closely spelled medical term known as the Perineum however they are two very different spellings and meanings.
At the Pirenium organic life was created.
Pirenium by Romuluss99 April 1, 2010
1. The Gentlemen of Lambda Theta Phi, Latin Fraternity Inc. at Phi Chapter (University of Florida).

2. Men who have a tradition of running the city of Gainesville.

3. Distinguished men who have been reborn thru Phire and as a result have balls of steel, granite hearts, and can breathe Phire into people's lives at will.

4. Originators, Innovators, and Not only the First, Not only the Best, but simply the ONLY option.

5. 411
Gainesville was never the same after the Phiremen set the city ablaze.
Phiremen by Da3ThreatLambda March 22, 2010
Pride + Tired = PRIRED.

The feeling of total exhaustion after several days of celebrating Pride as an LGBTQ+ person.

A large part of this exhaustion comes from knowing how the gatherings and marches, (especially Dyke spaces), used to look and feel, and how they have become appropriated by too many non-LGBTQ+ folks rampantly using it as an excuse to just party, without respect for the radical history and still-present need for it to continue to be a safe space for us to claim for ourselves.

(It's great to have allies, but allies need to be respectful in taking up space, and support from the sidelines.)
Seeing all these cishet bros drinking in the park and taking up so much of what should be our space is making me feel so Prired.
Prired by earthcrunch June 28, 2016

phireethi 

OMG shes such a phireethi, so lively and cheerful
phireethi by urleftass July 19, 2017

Piresrodrilinaland 

Piresrodrilina land is a beautiful place, but be aware. There are Joanas, Tomás, Pedro, Gonçalo and Ribeiros roaming around the dark forests.... But there are my farts swimming in the ocean! They are very beautiful.
"Have you heard of the Piresrodrilinaland? I can't find out how it looks like."
"Piresrodrilina land is beautiful! You should visit it.
Piresrodrilinaland by mkunga February 2, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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