simply the most amazing, good looking, intellegent and , genrally, the best family to ever exist.
a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.
a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.
by the voice August 12, 2004
by Chappers February 12, 2004
"Name given to a femine plus size guy that is actually straight and adores being dominated by older sadistic females , he eats mash potatoes every night and gets shocked about his weight surprisingly , he is very open about his sexual desires and prefer brunette small framed women due to his fantasies about being dominated
Often someone who thinks for his friends first, but can sometimes be rude if provoked especially by the older generations, tries to be a public nuisance at times and embarrasses his bros. Likes to overspend and over eat when depressed, often seen in the wild trying to play card games, and online trying to get girls to chat with him. Good working attitude at times, unless he is offered a chance to slack with his bro, he will happily accompany his bro to do wrong things. Very brotherly. 10/10 would recommend to your gay friends.
Often someone who thinks for his friends first, but can sometimes be rude if provoked especially by the older generations, tries to be a public nuisance at times and embarrasses his bros. Likes to overspend and over eat when depressed, often seen in the wild trying to play card games, and online trying to get girls to chat with him. Good working attitude at times, unless he is offered a chance to slack with his bro, he will happily accompany his bro to do wrong things. Very brotherly. 10/10 would recommend to your gay friends.
Older man: " Can you please keep your volume down in the train"
A Pires: " Wow we have a knight in shining armor here to save the day!"
"omg can you dont be such a pires!?"
A Pires: " Wow we have a knight in shining armor here to save the day!"
"omg can you dont be such a pires!?"
by PeriodKun May 29, 2021
Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.
by The Strut September 30, 2004
by Mirsten February 13, 2018
Someone who cares about themselves and their reputation way too much, especially their physical appearance.
(A) Dude, stop being a pire, just admit to her that you watched 2 girls 1 cup, she won't think your a loser.
(B) Yeah she will, she'll think I'm a freak, I'll never get laid by her!
(A) DUDE shes fuckin ugly!
(B) Yeah she will, she'll think I'm a freak, I'll never get laid by her!
(A) DUDE shes fuckin ugly!
by Amer23 May 02, 2008
by keeeyahhh man May 09, 2008