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Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.
Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004
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The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006
The act of pure awesomeness. It is the next level of owning, higher than pwn.
Guy:"Holy shit! Jim just knifed 3 guys at once!"
Friend:"Man, he's pzoned this map!"
Pzoned by 7ehr0x0rz March 30, 2006
Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.
Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!
Pizoned by Cable330 February 28, 2010
Part of the Eago Zoe dictionary. mainly used to emphasize something of epic failure. generally used as a verb.
e.g.
A:why did you leave?
B: i was playing some doongta when my mother pulled my ethernet plug.
A: lulz you got pazoned.
B: yas
C: yayaya
pazoned by Ando Animos March 5, 2009
Ian and Josh want to put pujoned on Billy.
Pujoned by Sara Pepper December 7, 2006
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