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Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.
Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004
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Part of the Eago Zoe dictionary. mainly used to emphasize something of epic failure. generally used as a verb.
e.g.
A:why did you leave?
B: i was playing some doongta when my mother pulled my ethernet plug.
A: lulz you got pazoned.
B: yas
C: yayaya
pazoned by Ando Animos March 5, 2009
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A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.
That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.
paoned by klod March 5, 2008

Pazooned 

Childish word used in the same context as owned
Did you see that guy get pazooned
Pazooned by Turni July 19, 2006
The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006
The act of pure awesomeness. It is the next level of owning, higher than pwn.
Guy:"Holy shit! Jim just knifed 3 guys at once!"
Friend:"Man, he's pzoned this map!"
Pzoned by 7ehr0x0rz March 30, 2006
A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.
That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.
paoned by klod March 4, 2008
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