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rɪˈmors noun:

1) An uncomfortable sense of gnawing guilt, or deep regret for a past misdeed that can easily be avoided by not giving a fuck.
I briefly felt a tinge of remorse after sleeping with your wife, but then I thought "who gives a fuck?"....and went to the bar for a beer and karaoke.
Remorse by Shane C Gray December 18, 2012
1. To twist together or entwine into a confusing mass; snarl.
2. To be or become fixed or embedded in place
Man, did you get remorsed in the server racks again? You momo!
remorse by Anonymous March 4, 2003

remorse code

A cryptic semi-apology from someone too prideful to say they are sorry outright.
"Next time maybe I will drive a little slower, you can get a new dog though, right?" "Yeah, dude, that's totally remorse code"
"Well honestly, I had no idea you had that much porn on your computer or I wouldn't have had your mom help me fix it" "Is that remorse code?"
"I deserved getting that F in algebra, since I did kind of steal your boyfriend""What was that? I don't understand remorse code!"
remorse code by T-Train Thompsizzle February 19, 2010

ReMorse Code

Going old school here, it is when a person sent a morse code message to someone saying something mean to them, then sent an apology message to them for the mean message.
Person 1: -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ..- --. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-(You are ugly)
Person 2: .-- .... .- - / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. ..--.. ?(What the hell?)
Person 1: .. / .- -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. -. .----. - / .... .- ...- . / ... .- .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-(I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that)

ReMorse Code...
ReMorse Code by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010

remorse return 

A "remorse return" is returning something to a store when you feel terrible about having blown the cash on the purchase.
Mack was so sick about blowing 3 grand on a kayak at REI that he took it back and got a remorse return.
remorse return by MikeeP May 16, 2008

Remorse Bite 

The remainder of food you leave on the plate to not induce others into thinking that you are somehow a glutton or obese.
The alfredo fettuccini at this Italian restaurant were to phenomenal! But I had to leave a few remorse bites because I didn't want Carolina to think I'm a pig.
Remorse Bite by Ghig Mai December 29, 2015
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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