Putinsaekrat

Real estate jargon and this can add layers of confusion to an already convoluted process. Whether you’re buying or selling a home, it can be putinsaekrat. Putinsaekrat is a real estate term :

A putinsaekrat home is a home that is protected against skyrocketing energy prices when Putin began his barbaric war of aggression against Ukraine. Oil, petrol and diesel are record expensive. The cost of electricity went off the chart. Food prices are skyrocketing. So the question remains, is the house putinsaekrat?

Solar cells on the roof allow residents to use their own electricity when it's too expensive to buy from the grid and even sell the surplus back to the grid. The solar panels also goes down to the garage's charging stations so you do not have to buy the ever so increasingly expensive Putin soup.

"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

Source: Spacious and Putinsaekrat Penthouse for sale in the best location, by Mattias Goldmann, Swedish real estate magazine

"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

"Is the house Putin secured?"

"A Putinsaekrat house for the handy"

"A spacious apartment in a putinsaekrat property

Putinsaekrat by EErck June 5, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016